Dramatic Readings of 50 Shades of Grey [Video]

Updated: Chapters 8 & 9! The SEX!!!

It may seem like we’re dumping quite a bit on the whole 50 Shades of Grey juggernaut, mostly because we are and will continue to do so. I really don’t care how many housewives get their panties wet reading bad erotic fan fiction, it is not only bad literature but a bad portrayal of BDSM.

Now there are a lot of “dramatic readings” out there, but I was particularly impressed with Nori Zay’s commentary. She’s only done three chapters so far but I can’t wait to see the rest!


I read 50 Shades of Grey (Chapter 1) by Nori Zay

I read 50 Shades of Grey (Chapter 2) by Nori Zay

I read 50 Shades of Grey (Chapter 3) by Nori Zay

I read 50 Shades of Grey (Chapters 4 & 5) by Nori Zay

I read 50 Shades of Grey (Chapters 6 & 7) by Nori Zay

I read 50 Shades of Grey (Chapters 8 & 9) by Nori Zay


Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey

Comments

  1. poetesseract says:

    As I watched these, I have finally discovered the REAL truth behind "50 Shades of Grey." This discovery is purely my own imagining, and only influenced by these videos insofar as they really got me thinking about the irony that such a horrible book is a bestseller, and it made me wonder WHY continuously.

    So, what is this truth? "50 Shades of Gray" is a subversive Republican bit of propaganda designed to make the upper class of our great nation look suave and captivating instead of selfish and unrepentant.

    Yes, that's right, PROPAGANDA. Now, political propaganda is not written by lonely housewives or even horny professional women who want to get their kink on. No, any women who were involved were politicians, and not horny ones, just ambitious. But I don't even think it was written by one person; I think it was written by a full committee. There could be women on this committee, but any committee for Republican Propaganda would be at least 95% men. These would not be sensual modern men who understand a woman's mentality, they would be uptight repressed men who don't give a shit about what a woman wants, as long as what she wants is also what he wants.

    Yes, "50 Shades of Grey" was written by a bunch of uptight repressed republican men in an attempt to make themselves look better to the public at large. The only reason sales are so high is because they are buying and distributing all the fucking copies. Artificially inflating sales numbers to make people actually buy the book of their own accord, and then insinuating that if they don't think it's sexy, they themselves are just uptight and repressed.

    The sad thing is, that whole scenario is quite plausible.

    • I think you are right except for the part about them buying all the books themselves, inflating the numbers yes, but others are buying it at an alarming rate also. Of course the same thing happened with several other series, but I can't think of one so biased towards white republican men.

Speak Your Mind

*

Visitor Statistics - - www.HEX.xxx
Best CDN